Go Home Mercury, You're Drunk Greeting Card

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"Go home, Mercury, you're drunk and fucking everything up"

Sure, some could argue that Mercury in Retrograde actually is a time for reflection and change, but for most of us, it signifies a time OF TOTAL CHAOS. Just like your dumb friend who has too much to drink and just makes things worse! Take Mercury home (or call an Uber) with this letterpress card. A2 size and blank inside with a corresponding envelope.

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